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This ain’t Pokémon but I feel like Ash Ketchum
He looking for the Dragon Balls, he won’t even find ‘em
Your girl so ugly, I dodged her like the Matrix
I got my ass beat by a n***a doing the Matrix
I just flew all the way from an alien spaceship
I threw away the sandwich 'cause it had mayonnaise on it
Hit him in the head with a bottle of mustard
Then he came back and hit me with a bottle of ketchup
This ain’t Street Fighter but I feel like Ryu
His head bald, head like a lightbulb, Caillou
He don’t see nothing wrong, call him R. Kelly
You got peanut butter, but where’s the jelly?
Got kicked out of school 'cause I skipped class
Hit a n***a in the head, now he got a pigeon neck
Why this n***a talking 'cause he got a goose neck?
That n***a looks like a zebra, that n***a is a donkey
This ain’t the Magic School Bus but I feel like the lizard
I tried to change the weather, I got caught in a blizzard
Her lips dry as hell, she want me to kiss her
I ain’t even gonna lie, she was looking good off the liquor
I had to get my sword, I had to fight a dragon
Lost my phone when I was fighting a dragon
Then I went home to go to Starbucks
But the only thing we had out here was Cluckin’ Bell
I showed my dick at the show and tell
She broke as hell, she can’t even pay for her nails
Christmas time, stealing all y’all shit
I’m the Grinch, I’m about to take all y’all gifts