[Intro: JaxonArts]
Jaxon hitting checks, bitch

[Chorus: JaxonArts]
My dick is stretchy like Taffy
I slammed my penis like Daffy
Your girl likes to call me daddy
My ball sack is very saggy
I'm shitting in a Ziploc baggy
I am in bed with your auntie
My girlfriend is very naggy
My ball sack is very saggy
My dick is stretchy like Taffy
I slammed my penis like Daffy
Your girl likes to call me daddy
My ball sack is very saggy
I'm shitting in a Ziploc baggy
I am in bed with your auntie
My girlfriend is very naggy
My ball sack is very saggy

[Verse 1: JaxonArts]
Everybody knows my name
I play your mom like she's a game
Soon I will have lots of fame
Bitch I am making all these flames
I am doing Mint Blizzard's mom
She's a terrorist 'cause she's the bomb
Snatch your sausage now it's gone
Like a gun my dick is drawn
I was diagnosed with tetanus
My rhymes are fucking venomous
Making bricks like fucking Tetris
I get fat bitches for Christmas
You mom's on my stick like a witch
She is a big fat fucking bitch
Yung Boner is in the Make-a-Wish
His songs flop like a fucking fish
Overdosing on Flintstone Gummies
(Hey that song sucked)
Yeah that song gave me a disease
Or was it the Flintstone Gummies?
[Chorus: JaxonArts]
My dick is stretchy like Taffy
I slammed my penis like Daffy
Your girl likes to call me daddy
My ball sack is very saggy
I'm shitting in a Ziploc baggy
I am in bed with your auntie
My girlfriend is very naggy
My ball sack is very saggy

[Verse 2: Yuno Miles]
Look in the mirror, somebody look ugly
Hold up wait, yo' feet dusty
Oh my gosh yo' feet so crusty
Let me smell 'em
Oh yeah I know that is you
Why my neck look like ew
Why you look like a ooga booga
Euelewewlewl ooga booga
I just sneezed I went achoo
I seen a cow go oo oo oooo
Ooo oooo oo ooo oooo

[Chorus: JaxonArts]
My dick is stretchy like Taffy
I slammed my penis like Daffy
Your girl likes to call me daddy
My ball sack is very saggy
I'm shitting in a Ziploc baggy
I am in bed with your auntie
My girlfriend is very naggy
My ball sack is very saggy