[Chorus]
I just had an upside down taco
When I was younger, I tried to be a rock
I remember that they said I had a rock head
I couldn’t spell guacamole in the spelling bee
And I didn’t know how to spell Cinderella
All I knew is that she had a dress and glass slippers
Somebody tried to sell me a liver
Mr. Crocker, he’s still hung from Fairly OddParents

[Verse]
I tried to be Bart Simpson until I got choked out by Homer
She only like me cuz my money getting shorter
I came out the water, they said I look like an oyster
I don’t look like an oyster, I look like a hippopotamus
And I made a weird noise, I think it was the hiccups
I’m on a dragon back, they call me Hiccup
3 years ago, I used to be a Pokémon
Now I’m just and evolved Pokémon

[Chorus]
I just had an upside down taco
When I was younger, I tried to be a rock
I remember that they said I had a rock head
I couldn’t spell guacamole in the spelling bee
And I didn’t know how to spell Cinderella
All I knew is that she had a dress and glass slippers
Somebody tried to sell me a liver
Mr. Crocker, he’s still hung from Fairly OddParents