[Verse]
I tried to do the Shadow Clone Jutsu like Naruto
But instead, all I did was just make my toes disappear
I tried to be a waiter but I had tripped over three chairs
I got fired as a barber 'cause I lined up somebody unibrow
I used to be a farmer until my cows came up missing
I just realized that Phineas and Ferb never grew up
I just realized Mario and Luigi love doing mushrooms
I went to the restaurant (Xonthebeat), I ain't have no money so I dined and dashed (I love dating Maxi)
If you go out to eat with me, all we gon' do is dine and dash
What you do is ask the waiter for a reciept, as soon as he leave, you run
If you get left behind, that's on you, that's your fault
They gon' catch you and you gon' get in trouble 'cause the rest of us gone
I just found that, that King Neptune bald head
Plankton took his crown and blamed it on Mr. Krabs
I'm itching in my pants, I think I got Mr. Krabs
I cut my head bald and put on a mustache and played as somebody dad