[Intro]
(Thank you so much, Bandy!)

[Verse]
My house located in an alley
I live next door to the cat lady
Somebody strangled one of her cats and the cat lady went crazy
Somebody dropped a Dorito in my gravy
It’s a bottle line outside Walmart
They fighting in the bottle line outside Walmart
I’m in Springfield hanging out with Homer Simpson
I got choked out by a n^^^a named Bart
I thought my uncle had a car, this whole time it was a go-kart
That’s why his car was that small
Just found out that a donut is shaped like an oat
So how come when you get fat, your stomach’s shaped like an oat?
For Halloween, I dressed up as a ghost
I tried to go through the wall and hit my nose
My neighbor just moved out, I’m glad she gone
Cuz her house smelled like dog and skin bone
I went to the club and I was doing a belly roll
They kicked me out cuz I started doing the cat daddy
Tried to get a song with Usher but he didn’t want to feature me
So now I got a song on the way with Soulja Boy
Just cuz she’s 600 pounds, she don’t gotta call me a little boy
Hanging in Rancho Cucamonga with Uncle Elroy
Hung out with Phineas and Ferb, where is Perry?
I put seaweed on a rock
I ate some Taco Bell, now I got bad gas
Ate school lunch, now I got bad gas
I ain’t never make it to class cuz I was skipping class
Ain’t like I was gonna pass anyway, I was a dumbass