[Intro]
(D- d- damn, V, this shit wavy)

[Chorus]
I fought my barber cuz he messed me up
I just beat up some pirates and took they treasure
I just lost the race to the Pink Panther
Your shoes too big, they clown shoes
You ever try to hop a fence wearing clown shoes?
Used to be a mailman until I got chased by a Pit bull
My house ain’t got no heat so I live in an igloo
My mama kicked me out because I hid all the tissue

[Verse]
I got in a fight with somebody that gave me fake money
I knew that the money wasn’t supposed to be orange
I farted on my pillow and my pillow was warm
I just found out that apples are not orange
She tried to lick my feet, I told her, “Lick my tip”
Dipped my sock in some body water, they said it was sour
I tried to be a tree but it wasn’t working out
Your plastic surgery look nasty, it ain’t working out
I just seen a cat chasing a mouse
Got a broken PS4 controller, you could have it now

[Chorus]
I fought my barber cuz he messed me up
I just beat up some pirates and took they treasure
I just lost the race to the Pink Panther
Your shoes too big, they clown shoes
You ever try to hop a fence wearing clown shoes?
Used to be a mailman until I got chased by a Pit bull
My house ain’t got no heat so I live in an igloo
My mama kicked me out because I hid all the tissue
[Outro]
(D- d- damn, V, this shit wavy)