[Intro]
(Hehehehehe, Lxnely, you so funny)

[Verse]
Paid a crackhead to teach me karate
Put holes in my clothes ‘til Master Crackhead teach me karate
Just learned how to skateboard from Tony Hawk
Bust my ass since Tony Hawk didn’t teach me for real
Hanging out with the fish that say, “My leg”
They started shooting, so I jumped in a trash can
Ran through my wall on accident
Now it’s a person-sized hole in the wall
Hung my clothes outside, somebody stole my drawers
Stood outside in New York and begged for a dollar
My cousin ain’t shit, that n^^^a a dog catcher
Quit my job on the first day, I used to be a dog catcher
Counting so much money, I’m about to go buy a hat
Thought a fat person was an ATM, I swiped his back fat
Woke up, looked in my backyard, somebody took my trampoline
Jumped on my momma’s stomach, I thought she was a trampoline
Jumped in the dumpster cuz I needed to find some food
My teacher mean, I think he is a Scrooge
Hit a bump in a car, I think I got loose screws
Somebody tried to charge me $1.50 for some noodles