[Verse]
I beat my chicken nugget with a stick
Last time, she called me a bitch
Got my horses in the bag
I sold my wife for a wooden block
Elmo just kissed me
I burned my hair on a roller coaster
I just milked a cow for some cheese
Been evading taxes since 1903
My cat got bit by a tree
Just ate some blue cheese
She yelled, “There’s a bee!”
DJAYY got herpes
My cat call me daddy
I got slapped by a fish
Me and a chicken did the Macarena
I just hit my head on a dog