[Chorus]
Fat dude bellyflopped the water, that’s the all smash
When I’m coming down your block, all you hear is, “NYOOM”
Tried to eat some grass, I thought I was a cow
But I turned out to be a wolf, AWOO AWOO AWOO!
Tried to make myself lie, so I tried to grow some wings
So I drunk a Red Bull, motorcycle sound like: NYANNGHHJW
A cat scratched me: SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
Sheep: EHEHEHEHEH, frog: RIVVIT RIVVIT RIVVIT
They say I look like a big toe, but I look more like a pinky toe
They say I look like apple cider, I look more like cider apple
I don’t drink Everfresh, I would rather drink a Snapple
Tried to be a mummy but I couldn’t sit in a tomb for 700 years
Tried to be an alcoholic but I couldn’t drink that many beers
They got mad at me cuz I just won a game of musical chairs

[Verse]
When you call an animal: CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK, when you slap your cheeks: *slapping sounds*
When you try to make a beat: B CH B K CH B CH B B UH B B CH, when you tired: UHHHHHHHHHN
When you playing a game: FUCK YOU BITCH, DUMBASS N^^^A
When a crackhead is okay checking the shit: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Smoking in the back of there or taking a shit? He’s in
Man, I’m putting this shit down for two dollars

[Chorus]
Fat dude bellyflopped the water, that’s the all smash
When I’m coming down your block, all you hear is, “NYOOM”
Tried to eat some grass, I thought I was a cow
But I turned out to be a wolf, AWOO AWOO AWOO!
Tried to make myself lie, so I tried to grow some wings
So I drunk a Red Bull, motorcycle sound like: NYANNGHHJW
A cat scratched me: SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
Sheep: EHEHEHEHEH, frog: RIVVIT RIVVIT RIVVIT
They say I look like a big toe, but I look more like a pinky toe
They say I look like apple cider, I look more like cider apple
I don’t drink Everfresh, I would rather drink a Snapple
Tried to be a mummy but I couldn’t sit in a tomb for 700 years
Tried to be an alcoholic but I couldn’t drink that many beers
They got mad at me cuz I just won a game of musical chairs