[Chorus]
They say I look like the dude from Ice Age, Sid
Hung out with the dude from the Bikini Bottom, my leg!
I went over her house, hold up, you got a twin bed?
I lost a race to Santa Claus when he raced me on his sled
Walked in a dark alley, ran into a crackhead
Seen Ric Flair go WOOO! Snatched her wig off, WOOO!
You got AIDS? Fuck! I gotta pay child support? Fuck!

[Verse]
I just beat the Flash and Sonic in a race
I don't got no facial hair so I got a naked face
Your breath smell like shit, damn, use some toothpaste
Big show stomp on the ground, that’s an earthquake
The fan on my game; FFFFFFFF, mousеs in my kitchen; SHSHSHSHSH
Roaches answering my phonе; “Hello?”, you have chlamydia again, fuck!
You got dust on your shoes, you might need a duster
Smacked a bald head dude, turned out to be my brother
You want some of this ketchup or mustard? (Huh?)

[Chorus]
They say I look like the dude from Ice Age, Sid
Hung out with the dude from the Bikini Bottom, my leg!
I went over her house, hold up, you got a twin bed?
I lost a race to Santa Claus when he raced me on his sled
Walked in a dark alley, ran into a crackhead
Seen Ric Flair go WOOO! Snatched her wig off, WOOO!
You got AIDS? Fuck! I gotta pay child support? Fuck!