[Intro]
(Ayy- ayy- ayy- ayy, Will, what the fuck is that?)

[Chorus]
Caught my momma in the kitchen so I had to beat her ass
My uncle got a needle in his arm, he passed out
My little cousin in the room digging in his drawers
My brother stayed getting hold, he got blue balls
Smacked the fuck out my sister, why she get tall?
Why my dad buy a house but it ain’t got no walls?
Tried to fight a shark, why that n^^^a bite me with his jaws?
My grandma got her first of the month check, I hit her with a log and took it
I remember when me and my brother used to be cokeheads
And we used to bе doing coke on the corner togеther but I had quit that shit
Still looking for the person that robbed my cousin when he was going to the store
They caught that n^^^a going in at 5:54

[Verse]
It’s wet outside so I had to get the insurance to slip on snow
Went back in time to why the fuck I play as a pilgrim?
Tried to be in a movie, why the fuck I was a gorilla?
Went back in time and met up with, uh, Rosa Parks
Power just went out yesterday, why my house dark?
Told my cousin that he stank, that n^^^a smell like wet fart
That n^^^a need to take a shower but even the shower stank now
Tired of my cousin, dawg, I gotta expose his ass, he gotta get out
[Chorus]
Caught my momma in the kitchen so I had to beat her ass
My uncle got a needle in his arm, he passed out
My little cousin in the room digging in his drawers
My brother stayed getting hold, he got blue balls
Smacked the fuck out my sister, why she get tall?
Why my dad buy a house but it ain’t got no walls?
Tried to fight a shark, why that n^^^a bite me with his jaws?
My grandma got her first of the month check, I hit her with a log and took it
I remember when me and my brother used to be cokeheads
And we used to be doing coke on the corner together but I had quit that shit
Still looking for the person that robbed my cousin when he was going to the store
They caught that n^^^a going in at 5:54