[Intro]
(Yo, 14, you got another one)

[Verse]
My shoes untied
I wear long socks on my kneecaps
Your socks short, they don’t touch your kneecaps
I use deodorant on my legs
I use lotion on my armpits
You wear clothes on your back
My PlayStation, I broke it
Now I gotta throw it in the trash
My car rust bucket, it broke down
I’m running in the NASCAR race
My carpet came with orange juice
Now my air bed is deflated

[Outro]
(Y-)