[Chorus]
I just seen Mario get beat up by Bowser
I just went, "Achoo" when I smelled some flowers
My house so big, it look like the Eiffel Towers
My fans sound like, "WHOOOHW", that’s that wind power
I didn't know that you can buy bags of flour
I just got attacked by a random raccoon
They said I’m in the trash, so I look like a buffoon
I just seen Toad, AHH! It’s a token mushroom!
Went in the donut shop and told them, "Hold the flies"
I thought I was tough until I got beat up by a squid
I just heard, "Oink oink", I think it was a pig

[Verse]
I just heard, "RRRRRRE", I think it was a Rottweiler, RUN!
I just seen a dude say, "I’m hunting rabbits"
Bugs Bunny just said, "Hey, what’s up, Doc?"
Just farted on my pillow and got pink eye
I heard, "NNNNNRRRR", was that a fly?

[Chorus]
I just seen Mario get beat up by Bowser
I just went, "Achoo" when I smelled some flowers
My house so big, it look like the Eiffel Towers
My fans sound like, "WHOOOHW", that’s that wind power
I didn't know that you can buy bags of flour
I just got attacked by a random raccoon
They said I’m in the trash, so I look like a buffoon
I just seen Toad, AHH! It’s a token mushroom!
Went in the donut shop and told them, "Hold the flies"
I thought I was tough until I got beat up by a squid
I just heard, "Oink oink", I think it was a pig