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Robbed my great-auntie cuz I found out she was bi
Just stepped on a crack and shattered my grandma back
I just robbed a local Walgreens, I’m feeling good
Punched him in the face, now he a special ed linebacker
Hit my girlfriend in my mouth cuz she ate my shoe
Slapped the lunch lady with her food because the food sucks
I’m wanted in multiple countries for organ trafficking
Call me Bob the Builder cuz I be robbing grannies
Just broke my turkey while walking in Türkiye
Fed a penguin at the zoo, he threw a fish at me
My dad a cool guy with AIDS, we call him Kool-AIDS
Drank some hand sanitizer, now I’m at the ER
I flew 5 times better than Spirit Airlines
I ran over an elderly man for eating my cookies
Just went into the airport and screamed, “Bomb!”
I farted on my momma cuz she took my Xbox