[Chorus]
I’m a pirate because I can’t hoop
I’m a bad basketball player because I can’t shoot
Just ran into a wall and chipped my tooth
Lost a game of 2K andsaid, “*raging noises*”
I got smacked in my head, it went, “*crying noises*”
I just heard a beaver go, “BHBHBHBHBHBH”
I just went to my neighbor and said, “Ayy, can I get some candy?”
All I heard was, “Karate!”, hold on, Sandy?
My phone is charging, it’s ‘bout to die
Fought somebody in the grocery store over some fries
I think this is the door, “PSHH”, damn, I hit my leg
That dude ran over my foot, look, look, AHH, MY LEG!

[Verse]
Accidentally robbed Santa Claus, I took his sled
I just got beat up by somebody with no hands
Lost a fight to Spider-Man and thе Sandman
Ayy, ayy, bro, you still got my drawers on?
Seen a T-Rex, he was likе, “RRRRAAAAAHHHH”
Seen Waluigi, he was like, “WAAAAAAAHH”
I can’t believe Squidward nose really look just like a dick (What?)

[Chorus]
I’m a pirate because I can’t hoop
I’m a bad basketball player because I can’t shoot
Just ran into a wall and chipped my tooth
Lost a game of 2K andsaid, “*raging noises*”
I got smacked in my head, it went, “*crying noises*”
I just heard a beaver go, “BHBHBHBHBHBH”
I just went to my neighbor and said, “Ayy, can I get some candy?”
All I heard was, “Karate!”, hold on, Sandy?
My phone is charging, it’s ‘bout to die
Fought somebody in the grocery store over some fries
I think this is the door, “PSHH”, damn, I hit my leg
That dude ran over my foot, look, look, AHH, MY LEG!