[Intro]
Oh shit, Monty, come on
Oh no, no, Monty, stop, you don't wanna-

[Chorus: Yuno Miles]
Ran off on my family so they say that I’m a family guy
Stole from my momma yesterday, I'm the family guy
Gave my brother two dollars and he an ugly n***a
Stole from my family yesterday, I'm the family thief
I’m a thief to my family and a thief in the streets
If you don't believe me, go and ask my Auntie Tiffany
I stole her car and took it and drove it to the beach
Ran off on my brother yesterday, gave him maple syrup

[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
Got down on my dad and gave that n***a tampons
Got down on my grandma and gave her a back scratcher
Got down on my great-grandma and gave her a back scratcher
Got down on my great-uncle and gave him a backscratcher
Ran off on the plug and sold that n***a a back scratcher
Gave my brother a big candy, a jawbreaker
No Ed, Edd n Eddy but we eating jawbreakers
They said it was gum but why the fuck I ate a jawbreaker?

[Chorus: Yuno Miles]
Ran off on my family so they say that I'm a family guy
Stole from my momma yesterday, I'm the family guy
Gave my brother two dollars and he an ugly n***a
Stole from my family yesterday, I'm the family thief
I'm a thief to my family and a thief in the streets
If you don't believe me, go and ask my Auntie Tiffany
I stole her car and took it and drove it to the beach
Ran off on my brother yesterday, gave him maple syrup
[Verse 2: BRBLuhTim]
Spent good money for a seed, I ain't gon’ lie, I found the seed (Fuck)
Finna lace my plug and his family tree (On God)
I just went and spent a couple dollars at Dollar Tree
This ho at Dollar Tree said she wanna fuck me (The hell?)
But I can’t do that, I'm not a ho
I got high standards (On God), I’m a family man
I just fucked my cousin girlfriend in the minivan (I fucked her)
I'll do it ten times over again, I don't give a damn
Before I pulled my pants down, she tried to call me a mini man (Ooh)
I pulled my Timmy out, I made her ass fucking scram
Hit her ass with my Dodge truck ‘cause all I wanna do is ram
Got it all on camera but not in 4K, in 720p
Why the fuck you charge me 720 for a fucking pee?
My nephew weird as hell, he pull his pants down when he pee
He brought his girlfriend to the family dinner, we was like, “Geez” (The fuck, n***a?)
Like, Geez Louise, n***a
Like, his girlfriend looking like Louise Griffin, n***a (Damn)
She giving me that big head like she Stewie, n***a (Damn)
How the fuck she got a big head but a little booty, n***a? (Damn)
She saying she my JT and I'm her Lil Uzi, n***a
Oh wait, she tryna cuff me, I think she ’bout to lose me, n***a (For real)