[Intro]
Just cause I look nice, you think I ain't for real?
48 on the beat

[Chorus]
Just mixed some hot sauce with ranch
Knock on the door like, "Ayy let me in!"
Damn, ayy where the fuck is yo' bed?
Ayy for real though, you ain't finna' let me in?
All I want for Christmas is a sled
My head look just like a egg
She ugly, she look like meg
[?] like "Hi, I'm Ted!"
Random noises, AAAHHHH
Bobcat, MEOW MEOW
Sea otter, MEEAAAUGGHH
Seen a crackhead sniff some powder
Jumped into toxic waste and got powers
Bag of pretzels, *shake shake shakе*
Car blinker, TK TK TK TK TK

[Verse]
Got in a fight with a hairless cat
Ex called my phonе like "Can you take me back?"
Uh no, I don't want you back
Uh probably, cause you got fat
NEOENOWONEWN, its a bobcat
Look in the mirror, I seen a rat
[?] Do you want a good time?
Uh yeah sure, why not
[Chorus]
Just mixed some hot sauce with ranch
Knock on the door like, "Ayy let me in!"
Damn, ayy where the fuck is yo' bed?
Ayy for real though, you ain't finna' let me in?
All I want for Christmas is a sled
My head look just like a egg
She ugly, she look like meg
[?] like "Hi, I'm Ted!"
Random noises, AAAHHHH
Bobcat, MEOW MEOW
Sea otter, MEEAAAUGGHH
Seen a crackhead sniff some powder
Jumped into toxic waste and got powers