[Intro]
Why would you make fun of us for liking Asking Alexandria and Bring Me the Horizon and BOTDF and stuff, like...? They're so much better than you. Like, they make so much music. And they sing good. And they write lyrics good. I bet if you wrote lyrics they'd be like Lil Wayne. Ugh. And, also, if you try and make fun of them again, I'm gonna tell them, and they're gonna come out for you. And you know what they're gonna do? They're gonna kill you, okay?

[Chorus]
Watching the doorstep, goin' outside
Got a package waiting on my sign
Don't think I've seen the sunlight
After this I'll be feeling right
Is it me or can you hear that?
It's a UPS truck, I'll be right back
Hope it's here, my heart goes pit-pat
(My dino kitty cat! It's finally here! Finally, I've waited all my life for this! My dino kitty cat, yay!)

[Verse]
One more day, I'm feeling great
I got instant delivery, sell my soul for a safe
Travel 'cross the midwest states
I love Jeff Bezos so much
I might go and sell my tongue
Haha, yeah I like you too

[Chorus]
Watching the doorstep, goin' outside
Got a package waiting on my sign
Don't think I've seen the sunlight
After this I'll be feeling alright
Is it me or can you hear that?
It's a UPS truck, I'll be right back
Hope it's here, my heart goes pit-pat
[Outro]
My dino kitty cat, my dino kitty cat
My dino kitty cat, my dino kitty cat
My dino kitty cat, my dino kitty cat
My dino kitty cat, my dino kitty cat