[Intro]
I once dated a goth girl
I really did, it really happened
Like, long, black hair
It was crazy
Put a twirly on it, but she didn't like that
I did it anyway 'cause it's cute, and she may have like- I don't know
Maybe it was not okay for me to do it, but we went to this park one time and it was supposed to me super romantic, super cute, and we sit down with on the blanket and like, eat Gatorade, whatever, it was gonna be fantastic
She put her hand to my forehead, like, just, boom
Hand on my forehead
She rеad my aura, and you know what the aura told her?
It was my aura was not compatible with hеr and it was mostly not compatible with her ex's
And, so, I was confused, I was scared, I was worried this girl's gonna like, knife me in the face?
I don't know what goth girls do
And she told me that her ex is an archangel
I don't- I don't know what an archangel is. It honestly sounds like a Magic: The Gathering card, that's all I know
And she told me that her ex is gonna kill me 'cause he didn't like my aura
Now, to this day, it's been years, that guy still might not like my aura

[Chorus]
Goth girl, take a break, comin’ for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains, but it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax, had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off, I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance, I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands, kissed you in the moon’s trance
Eyes are green clovers, judging me in sins
How can I get in? How can I get in?
[Verse]
Look in the mirror but I don't see a thing
I-I'm a translucent being, walk right by me
When I look in the mirror demons staring at me
No one understands me ‘cause I'm so crazy
Yeah I'm lost and the time goes, looking at my bro clothes
But I'm in love, yeah I'm in love (yeah I'm)
Looking and the time goes, baby, yeah, it's time froze
But I'm in love, yeah I'm in love

[Chorus]
Goth girl, take a break, comin’ for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains, but it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax, had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off, I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance, I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands, kissed you in the moon’s trance
Eyes are green clovers, judging me in sins
How can I get in? How can I get in?

[Interlude]
Like, he can be behind me right now, I don't know maybe he's caught in traffic
I don't know, but it's freaky and like she had a bunch of friends and they legit thought they were vampires and that's-that's not okay
Would you date a vampire?
I mean, I probably would but it's not practical like you would need to buy things to like suck the blood out of, and yes this girl had a biting kink, I like biting
Biting is hot as fuck I'm all into that, but she one time tried to like bite me so I get the blood and I was cool with it, 'cause like
[Chorus]
Goth girl, take a break, comin’ for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains, but it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax, had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off, I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance, I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands, kissed you in the moon’s trance
Eyes are green clovers, judging me in sins
How can I get in? How can I get in?
Goth girl, take a break, comin’ for my fears
Yeah, you strangle me with chains, but it's covered in your tears
Yeah, I can't relax, had you in my mind for years
I need to love myself off, I can't disappear
Yeah, I took you to the dance, I like your pretty white dress
With the diamonds in your hands, kissed you in the moon’s trance
Eyes are green clovers, judging me in sins
How can I get in? How can I get in?

[Outro]
I thought "It's going to be great", it was not
I-I-I screamed and no blood came out just bruises
And then I looked like an abuse victim, which I was
So I'm just trying to warn you I'm trying to tell you all before it's too late
Before you get in trouble before a goth girl reads you're aura wrong and seals your doom for eternity
And then says she's a vampire
Run
Get out before it's too late
I'm going to CVS