[Verse 1]
If only it was all lunch and jazz chords
Lately, I've been your fool
Skiffle and gruel
I said open your arms
Let in somebody new
You always liked those songs
That are so close to falling apart

[Verse 2]
If only it as all harps and oysters
I keep being your fool
The kind you should lose
I said open your arms
Let in somebody new
You always liked those songs
That take you right back to the...

[Verse 3]
Crash go the plates
All the band are late
The dog is in the kitchen
Chewing fillet steaks
And smoke has filled the room

[Verse 4]
I'm your bakers dozen
Pull me out the oven
The six string banjo's cheating
Seven days are nothing
How could I forget you?
[Outro]
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