Verse 1 [Johnny Polygon]
I'm having reefer madness
Even though I need to practice some sobriety
But you keep supplying me blunts
So pass the right of me
I could be a doctor or lawyer
If it wasn't for the way I exploit the
Means to get by and buy designer drugs
If I had a million dollars I couldn't buy enough
If I had a million jobs I couldn't try enough
Maybe that's the sole reason my whole life has sucked
I've been sucked into a world
After all means I can't find a problem with
So Yeah I smoke weed and smoke a lot of it
Sometimes I get so blown
It's liable to send me into a comatose
At least I find closure in the fact I'll never overdose
Cause it's impossible

[Johnny Polygon]
I popped my cherry in 6th grade
N***a, first time I smoked weed
N***a I ate like 16 Zebra cakes
Word bond son
Yo I thought it was the illest shit in my life
Yo but then, then I got some pussy

Verse 2 [Johnny Polygon]
I started fucking at 14
To make whores scream
But my hormones persuaded me to jump more bones
I was acting girl crazy
Tryna have this worlds baby
But I'm way too smart to let any of these girls phase me
At least I thought I was
But there's a weakness inside all of us
Mine is to be wanted and have fun with all the sluts
But holdin' down a long term relationship
Is something I have trouble with when dealing with a crazy bitch
Cause women need security
Honesty and purity
Girl talkin' sayin, "Johnny Polygon's a jerk to me."
What's the matter with you sweety pie?
You don't like my music?
Take my CD anyway
It'll get stolen before you lose it
I promise (Every woman has a right to act crazy as fuck)

[Johnny Polygon]
I was very,very young, very very young, when I found out that you know
I had a way with women
Now I know a lot of people lookin' at me like they holier then thou but
Each one of us has a weakness inside of us
Which category do you fall into?

Verse 3 [Johnny Polygon]
Now some dudes abuse alcohol
And alcoholic beverages
Some dudes abuse buying bling like watches
And platinum necklaces
Some chicks abuse short skirts
And wear tight shirts
That say slut
Then act stuck up
When you try to say what's up (You nah mean?)
We all have little quirks
Not to mention
Gothic kids with Marlyn Manson shirts
Who crave attention
Now 20 years ago
I was in my mothers stomach
That's 20 years hustlin'
Watchin' other brothers plummet
Shit, I'm speakin from experience
Tryna save you hundreds
The same thing you put in it
Is the same thing you get from it
Now the moral of the story is
Moderation is key
And don't let anytihng distract you
Once you tasted your dream

Outro
And even though I just got paid today
I know where I'm gone throw it away
Cause I got a new bad habit in mind
I leave alone the drugs cause my rapping's just fine
Even though I just got paid today
I know where I'm gone throw it away
Cause I got a new bad habit in mind
I leave alone the drugs cause my rapping's just fine
(I say)
La di da di da
(Then you say)
La di da di da