[Verse 1]
After a New Year's party
You gave me your luck keychain
While we sat on the balcony
In the January air
But you gave her the other
She's like a pageant queen
So I tossed away my letter
How can I compare?

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't feel any better
Unless I think of you
It hurts when I remember
That she thinks of you too

[Chorus]
She's so tall and gorgeous
Confident, and I've already lost
'Cause her life is a movie
A-plus student, everything I'm not
And you don't care, and you don't care if I was hurt
'Cause I know you'd like me better if I were her

[Verse 2]
I see the way you stare
Like everybody else
You take her out to lunch
And I'm all by myself
I wish I had her style
I wish I had her hair
I wish people shit talked me too
I wish I wouldn't care
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't feel any better
Unless I think of you
It hurts when I remember
That she thinks of you too

[Chorus]
She's so tall and gorgeous
Confident, and I've already lost
'Cause her life is a movie
A-plus student, everything I'm not
And you don't care, and you don't care if I was hurt
'Cause I know you'd like me better if I were her
Better if I were (You don't care, you don't care)
Better if I were (You don't care, you don't care)

[Verse 3]
So if you ever come crawling back to me
'Cause she left you for someone else
I'll be there 'cause you're the only one I see
But you'd probably like me
Better if I were (You don't care, you don't care)
Better if I were (You don't care, you don't care)

[Verse 4]
I don't blame you for falling
For everything she does
If I were you, I'd fall too
It's just because
I know it's no surprise that
Things aren't the way they were
Be honest, would you like me
Better if I were her?