When you wake up
Well you i’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man
Who sold a lie to you

And when we go out
Well you know i’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man
Who acts as Putin’s fool

When you’re suffering
Well you know i’ll never be
I’ll never be the man
Suffering with you
And if you muslim
Or a syrian refugee
Then your not welcome here
In my outright UKIP coup

‘Cos i would tell 500 lies and
I would tell 500 more
Just to stoke up hate and
Xenophobic bile until
We’re out the door

If you working
Well you know there’s gonna be
There’s gonna be all sorts of
Low-paid work for you
Because the migrant
Who does the work
That you won’t do
Has been deported
And there back in the EU
If you’re a patient
With medication overdue
Remember I’m the reason
Why it can’t get through

Then when you’re hospitalised
No one’s there to care for you
‘Cos half the nursing staff
Have been deported too

So chew on that because
There’ll be no f***ing food