[Verse 1]
I know it's true
I know you're right
Don't you start me down
Don't you start a fight
I'm the lobster, stuck in a tank
Paint me rose colored lens, I'm naked in the river bank yeah
I'm stuck right here
And I'm late for work
But if you got your money's worth, I'm gonna get you off in the parking lot of the church
And the preacher man knows, he's got confessions to make
If my friends tell me to stop I'm gonna push them down slip and slide at the sock hop

[Chorus]
She only loves me, for my pool (it's a fact)
So I drowned her in it (how bout that)
How bout that
She only loves me, for my pool (it's a fact)
So I drowned her in it (how bout that)
How bout that

[Verse 2]
We only just met, on your birthday
You blow the candles baby, I'll eat your carrot cake
You seem pretty cool, I must say
I can meet your best friends, don't take it the wrong way
Is anybody home? We can kiss at the red light
If you wanna mess around, I'm not obliged to be alone tonight
Even though I'm down, might not get it up
We can cuddle if you like me enough or you can go to the diner, use your ex as a backup
[Chorus]
She only loves me, for my pool (it's a fact)
So I drowned her in it (how bout that)
How bout that
She only loves me, for my pool (it's a fact)
So I drowned her in it (how bout that)
How bout that

[Verse 3]
I don't wanna stay too long but I'm not trying to go home
Elastic bands on my claws, I'm holding my breath for far too long
Far too long, far too long

[Voicemail]
"Hey, um, can you call me when you get the chance?"

[Chorus]
She only loves me, for my pool (it's a fact)
So I drowned her in it (how bout that)
How bout that
She only loves me, for my pool (it's a fact)
So I drowned her in it (how bout that)
How bout that

She only loves me, for my pool
So I drowned her in it, how bout that