{Intro}
Now this story begins
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Where Paris is a horny motherfucker
So pay attention there's gonna be a test after this
It's gonna be worth like ninety percent of your final grade, so

{Verse 1}
I got so many addictions
Nicotine, Caffeine, Adderall, huh
You know that your bitch in my mentions
She sent me a message
You know who she textin'
I might go fuck her best friend
Because she hit me up so that she wanna fuck
So I asked the bitch whеre is your mans at
He outta town so I drove to hеr house
And I fucked her and smashed her lil' brains out
She said that she liked my Soundcloud
Said that I gotta go but that was fun and I made my way out

{Outro}
That was the story of Paris' first groupie
I hoped you enjoyed storytime
Any questions? No? Okay good