Clint Black's moved out to Hollyweird
He's in love and that's a fact
Done found hisself a movie star
Gonna show him how to act

You better grin, Kris, or I'll shoot ya
(Laughter)

Have you seen Tanya Tucker
Hangin' in there, hangin' tough?
Heard Dolly Parton's still got
Much more than enough

But if you knew county ladies
That I've seen go dancin' past
Should forget about Madonna
Before they blow their country class, now

Travis Tritt's got all the talent
At least it seems that way to me
He's a little brash and cocky
But he's got a right to be

Billy Ray, he keeps right on dancin'
Out of tune and out of time
He drives Bubbas up the wall
And the girls out of their mind
Livin' legends are a diein' breed
And there ain't that many left
To tell the truth, I ain't been feelin'
Real hot lately, my damn self

I ain't old, and I ain't bitter
I mad at anyone
(Laughing)
Hope you've taken seriously
What I poked at you in fun

If you've ever been to Nashville
Then I think you might agree
We've seen a lot of changes
Things we never thought we'd see

A rock-'n'-roller with a banjo
Now that I might recall
But a country singer with a briefcase
Beats all I ever saw
(Laughing)

Kristofferson:
I mean, you ask us to swallow a line like, "I ain't mad at anyone"?
(Laughing)
Kristofferson:
"I ain't old and I ain't bitter," I rest my goddam case