Eat You Out

[Intro]

"Major Thomas, seems as though you're straying the course away from your coordinates."

"Mission Control, this is Major Thomas reporting back. We have full throttle failure. Just sort of hovering around the outer rim."

"Roger that, Major Thomas. You know the protocol."

"Yes. Copy that, Mission Control."



[Verse 1]

Making out in your room

You take off my clothes

You take your clothes off too

You put a record on and you lock your door

I am certain I won't be able to perform

You fingers running through my hair

I nervously whisper into your ear



[Chorus]

Can I eat you out?

Oh let me eat you out

Maybe lay back for awhile

And let me eat you out

There's nothing really worth talking about

I'm just feeling really nervous

So can I eat you out

While I try to figure out what to do with myself

'Cause right now I'm as soft as a puddle made of felt



[Interlude]

"Godspeed, Major Thomas."



[Bridge]

So lay back

Lay back



[Chorus]

And let me eat you out

I'll go downtown

I'll dip my fingertips

Please don't look at my dick

I'm on my knees

I'm here to please

It's all I know to do

I'm too scared to fuck you

But I like you a lot

And I think you're so hot

And I swear that I'm the one

Wish I could say that I was drunk

But I'm stone cold sober

Tonight starts over

You are all I need

If you let me

Eat you out

Let me eat you out

Eat you out



[Instrumental]