What kind of person would trick me and cheat me
The way you've been tricking and cheating me blind?
Only research into human nature
Can give me the answer I so need to find

Tick me a box, make a multiple choice
Say the first thing that comes into your head
Are you a one-lover lover my love
Or is there a motorway going through your bed?

Will you deceive me or will you just leave me
Like all the other boys?
Answer the questions I've set
In this multiple choice

I will store up all this strange information
In a safety deposit box deep in my wall
Then when you leave me, when it's all over
I'll take it out and examine it all

Were you a creep
Were you terribly sweet
What were the signs that our love could go wrong
Were there forebodings and will there be ironies
Should I have known all along?
Roses are red, violets are blue
The stars are a mystery and so are you

I don't want arguments
I don't want bitterness
I'd like it if we could keep cool
There must be some way to explain your behaviour
So let's play this thing by the rules

Will you please me or will you just leave me
Like all the other boys?
Answer the questions I've set
In this multiple choice