[Intro: 1XFIGHTER]
I'm the guy who killed cancer (Bleh)! Recnac wercs.

[Spoken: "Mamá Reese" (Brianna Ellington)]
Hi, Bubba! I hope you are having a great day at school today. No more trouble, no more talking out of turn or getting out of your seat. I love you, my sweet boy! I told Baby I am so excited for Christmas and to see your faces! I hope you are both very happy. Daddy and I love you so very much and are so proud of you. I love you! (Mwah)

[Interlude: "Santa Claus" (Brian Eugene Reese) and "Bubba" (1XFIGHTER)]
*Whoosh*
*Christmas song playing on chimes*
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! *echoed*
Yay! It's Christmas!

[Outro: 1XFIGHTER]
Sduolc, niar (No snow). Uoy, em. Enohpi. 14-10-17.