[Intro]
My buddy (My buddy)
My buddy (My buddy)
Wherever I go, (I finally got some fluid in my system, my dick no longer hurts) he goes
My buddy (My buddy)
My buddy (My buddy)
My buddy and me

[Verse]
Tell me why my dick itches every time I drink a Gatorade
Tell me why I got to go to every LGBT parade
Tell me why I got to be so flaunting how I'm gay
Tell me why I get so many questions every day
"Are you a faggot?"
"Are you a maggot
In P.E. when you get to talk to the teacher?"
No, actually
No, I'm being deadass
I'm not even rapping anymore, I'm just bеing serious
I'm being so fucking serious with you
Anyway, lеt me get back into what I was saying
I'm just blazing
I'm just blazing
Through all this mo'fuckin' hatred and hating
I'm just gonna leave this here
Oh, wait a minute, that's a dildo 'cause I'm a queer
I am the new Tyler, Creator
Except for the fact that I can't rap
I am the best, I am the best, I am the best, I am the best
I am the best, I am the best, we are the best, we are the best
DJ Khaled has man breasts
And now I wanna go ahead and see what's left
Of him after I'm done
Even though I can't freestyle about any thing or son
What the--
What the fuck did that mean?
Come here DJ Khaled
I wanna show you something
It's my gun
I'm gonna shoot you in your fucking tum-tum
You fucking Dum-Dum
You big bully bitch
You think you're fucking good as shit; you probably got a ghost writer or something
At least I'm being honest that I can't fucking freestyle and that I'm ass at it
I'm not even talking anymore, I'm just fuckin'...
Rapping on beat and not rhyming
Never mind, I'm not on beat anymore
I should prolly get back into it
Because I am the motha'fuckin' stupidest
Rapper in this industry because I am looking at him like he's a baby
He is a baby, he is a baby
There is nobody in the Earth that can save me
I don't want to hear anything except for Playboi Carti is my fucking baby
That is not what I meant to say
I mixed up my words and now I sound even more fucking gay
Oh my God, oh my God, if only someone could hear this
If only my dad wasn't next to me, I would say something like I'm fearless
Of everything, but he fucking scares me
[Outro]
That shit was hot ass, that shit was hot ass
Husky screwdriver
Tile floor
My feet itch, my cock burns, my balls are on fire
Jesus