Andrew Barth Feldman
Hey-a Leia
[Han]
I tried pretending that there was nothing here
But, suddenly, a new feeling appeared
It's like a constant Mos Eisley croon
A Tatooine sunset at noon
It's like all of a sudden you came into my
Life
I wish that I could tell you how I really feel
But it wouldn't make this any more real because
What would I even say to keep my cool?
I guess that I'd say "Hey-a, Leia"
Listen when I say-a, Leia
You make my heart beat
Fast as the Millennium Falcon
'Cause girl you're at least a sold ten
You took your blaster
And shot my heart
-Riffing-
(spoken) What's up Leia?
[Leia]
(spoken) Shut up
[Han]
I wish I could say "Hey-a, Leia"
There's more that I could say-a, Leia
Yeah, I know that I'm
Not shy, I'm not that kind of guy
I know that I'm super cool when I start to fly buy you
Took your blaster and shot my
Heart
Why'd you have to take
This scruffy nerf-herder's
Heart