[Verse 1: Morrison, Miz]
Braun Strowman best be watching his back
Gonna put the boots to his big ass
'Cause nobody likes him, neither do we
Braun's ass and beard smells like cheese

[Pre-Chorus: Morrison, Miz & Morrison]
Send him a tweet and let him know
You want a new champ on the show

[Chorus: Miz & Morrison]
Hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
The Universal Champion needs to go
Hey! Hey hey!
Braun wet the bed until he was six years old
Hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
Braun Strowman's dumber than Lana's TikToks
Instead of dress shoes, this dork wears crocs (Ew!)

[Verse 2: Morrison, Miz]
Braun won't shut up about his hands and that's a fact
This weirdo spent a whole damn year wearing a sheep mask (Why?)
We're fixing to whoop his ass live on PPV
Gonna kick his kid face so much that he pees

[Pre-Chorus: Miz & Morrison]
Send him a tweet and let him know
You want a new champ on the show
[Chorus: Miz & Morrison]
Hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
The Universal Champion needs to go
Hey! Hey hey!
Braun wet the bed until he was six years old
Hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
Braun Strowman's dumber than Lana's TikToks
Instead of dress shoes, this dork wears crocs (Ew!)

[Solo: Morrison, Miz]
Hey! (Hey)
Ho! (Ho)
Hey! (Hey)
Ho! (Ho)
Hey! (Hey)
Ho! (Ho)

[Bridge: Miz & Morrison]
Hey hey, ho ho
Hey hey, ho ho, ho

[Chorus: Miz & Morrison]
Hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
The Universal Champion needs to go
Hey! Hey hey!
Braun wet the bed until he was six years old
Hey! Hey hey! Ho ho!
Braun Strowman's dumber than Lana's TikToks
Instead of dress shoes, this dork wears crocs (Ew!)
[Outro: Miz & Morrison]
Hey! (Hey)
Ho! (Ho)
Hey! (Hey)
Ho! (Ho)