[Intro]
Hooligan Christian (Ayy)

[Chorus: Coope]
She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)

[Verse 1: Hooligan Christian]
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it