Coors light between the knees
Car smelling like a felony
Rock and roll up way too loud
Oh man would mama be proud

In the alley when the cruiser passed
Flipped around me and I hit the gas
God was screaming but I couldn't care less
Bet you should have took the shoelace express

Getting nervous and four blown tires
That's around where the ?
That old Buick couldn't take no more
Shut it down, threw the keys in the floor

Saw the pistols waving through the smoke
Felt a long welling in my throat
Long arm grabbed my by the shirt
Laid me out and rubbed my face in the dirt

Ain't the blue lights special
Burning up the night just for me
Hell ain't them blue lights special
Wish that law would just let me be
Oh let me be

Oklahoma they don't fuck around
Patrol cars and one horse towns
2am and you're feeling good
They'll be waiting looking over the hood

You'll be sitting in the county jail
Nobody 'round to post your bail
Thinking about all the shit you're in
Wondering how you're gonna pay for your sins

Ain't the blue lights special
Hit me with third degree
Hell ain't them blue lights special
Wish that law would just let me be
Oh let me be