Vitalya ALBATROSS
Russia vs Coronavirus
[Verse]
Privet, civilized world, stay well!
This is Russia from the belly of hell
We know you suffer from Coronavirus so hard
We not, what's the remedy?
Let's take shit apart. (YEAH!)

First. Our blood is full of an alcohol
The whole life is a fall to a black hole
Authorities hypnotize us und sell us
But we have no infected fellas in your favelas

Second one is our poverty level
We go for a walk from coffin to devil
Our monthly subsistence rate
You spend every day in pub with your mate
That's what the virus gonna hate

Third — we just don't give a shit (don't give a shit!)
Here's our cheat known by every chit: (every chick!)
Raise your hand higher then let it fall
And say loud: «Ya togo rot yebal»!

This is it, this is how we do it, motherfucker! (Yeah!)
To kill coronavirus we don't need and AK (*pshh-pshh*)
Look at the hood we live
Mess, all the way
Virus sees my room and he runs away
Instead of threat to be infected anywhere (*cough-cough*)
You also risk being eaten by a polar bear (*dead noise*)
Being killed by policeman, to kill policeman
To die in jail for the wrong music you listen

This is Russia motherfucker, no time to panic!
No security, no privacy, no peace, no money
We can't keep the pace from going first to space
The virus says: «Sorry, I choose the wrong place»

Probably somebody blessed our nation
Now we hustle like Umbrella Corporation
We sell toilet paper for a golden price
We can survive nuclear winter with buckwheat and rice

We are afraid of no menace of any grade
We have lost any ability of being afraid
We made Napoleon fugue and «Hitler's Kaput!»
We walk on the spirit of salt on foot (yeah)

So, stop behaving like on Titanic
The best friend of pandemic is panic!
We wish you all to be healthy and wise
Freakout fall is the planet rise, yeaaaah!
From Russia with love, motherfuckers!