I'm living on benefits
Call me Tiana Leigh or hot tits
Get my nails done every week
Hair extensions on the cheap
I know this scam that scam
As long as I have my spray tan
I'm the lady of the block
Give us a tenner and I'll suck your cock

I'm sick of hearing them moaning
About all this stuff I get
Council House, Jobseekers
How much do you need?
I just want a rich bloke
To hold me all night long
And kiss me like I'm Jordan
Or someone who writes nice songs

A dealer or a rigger
That's my ideal bloke
He'll buy me loads of dead nice stuff
And we'll do loads of coke

I'll make do with George Osbourne
That bloke with all the dosh
He can bring the briefcase
I'll give him a nosh

Ooh ooh Yeah Yeah

I'm not gonna worry about all this stuff
If all else fails I'll get up the duff

Ca-Ching

Up the duff on benefits