[Verse 1]
My life's been feelin' kinda tragic
Think I'll pick up some boys and emotional baggage
Everybody else already has it
So I need something dramatic

[Pre-Chorus]
Oooh-oooh-oh
Something's gotta give
Oooh-oooh-oh
It's making me sick

[Chorus]
I want that "Guess what happened?
You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with"
SOS, a mess, it's giving
Dirtier secret that I wanna tell my friends
Like oops, I shouldn't do it but I did it again
You can say that I'm a lot but I do it for the plot

[Verse 2]
Blowim' up my money for the hell of it
Gettin' back with my ex, he's irrelevant, yeah
Gettin' trashed on a Tuesday night
Maybe I'll start a fight
[Chorus]
I want that "Guess what happened?
You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with"
SOS, a mess, it's giving
Dirtier secret that I wanna tell my friends
Like oops, I shouldn't do it but I did it again
You can say that I'm a lot but I do it for the plot

[Bridge]
Oooh-oooh-oh
I know it's kinda dumb but
Oooh-oooh-oh
Shit, you're only young once
Oooh-oooh-oh
I guess feeling something is better than feeling nothing

[Chorus]
"Guess what happened?
You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with"
SOS, a mess, it's giving
Dirtier secret that I wanna tell my friends
Like oops, I shouldn't do it but I did it again
You can say that I'm a lot but I do it for the plot