[Verse 1]
Everybody thinks that you're the next guy
Buying all the drinks, but that's just one side
Little does she know, when you go home
With your arm around her
When she's asleep, you hit up my phone
Does she know?

[Pre-Chorus]
I should screenshot all our texts and post them on the internet
Your mom and I are still best friends

[Chorus]
You're lucky I hate drama and don't do things out of spite
Keep my cards close to my chest, I take the highroad everytime
Oh I, damned if I don't, damned if I do
Ahh, maybe I'll tell on you

[Verse 2]
How do you get sleep when she lies next to you?
Your head's with me, I hope she cuts you loose
'Cause wandering eyes always add up
And before you know it
You're not the only one

[Chorus]
You're lucky I hate drama and don't do things out of spite
Keep my cards close to my chest, I take the highroad everytime
Oh I, damned if I don't, damned if I do
Ahh, maybe I'll tell on you
[Bridge]
I should screenshot all our texts and post them on the internet
I could take her out to lunch and tell her why we had to end
Key your car, smash your guitar and that's not even the best part
This won't happen again

[Chorus]
You're lucky I hate drama and don't do things out of spite
Keep my cards close to my chest, I take the highroad everytime
You're lucky I hate drama and don't do things out of spite
Keep my cards close to my chest, I take the highroad everytime
Oh I, damned if I don't, damned if I do
Ahh, maybe I'll tell on you