[Verse 1]
The weather man’s the only one
That’s talking in this house
Frozen dinners in different rooms
You’ve been sleeping on the couch
It don’t take an Einstein to know
Love used up its flare gun
A long, long time ago

[Chorus]
But go on honey tell me
That this thing's still love
And heaven is below us
Hell is up above
The sky is green, the grass is blue
Race cars don't go fast
Aw honey you love me
And yeah, the earth is flat

[Verse 2]
You might bring me roses
Once or twice a year
Thе other three hundred sixty four
Is like I ain’t еven here
We could keep on playing make believe
Ignorance is bliss
But ain’t this misery
[Chorus]
But go on honey tell me
That this thing's still love
And heaven is below us
Hell is up above
The sky is green, the grass is blue
Tomorrow's in the past
Aw honey you love me
And yeah, the earth is flat

[Verse 3]
We could keep on playing make believe
Just ignore Columbus
And third grade geography

[Chorus]
And go on honey tell me
That this thing's still love
And heaven is below us
Hell is up above
The sky is green, the grass is blue
A wedding dress is black
Aw honey you love me
Keep on telling yourself that
Aw honey you love me
You're right, the earth is flat