(Intro)
Y'all already know what the frick is goin' on
This is what happens when you drop a diss track on XXXToyotaPrius
Y'all better watch the frick out

(Verse 1)
You won’t shut up about daddy’s money
But your only good quality’s that your dad is funny
I’m attorney number 1, you’re a distant number 2
Even in my first year, I scored higher than you
I’ve been the star of mock trial from my very first day
Unlike you who took a massive L to Roman A
You and rubbie furry are a bunch of pretenders
Your rap is like listening to the sound of a blender
Bruh you got no rhythm and you got no rhyme
At least my cross doesn’t go four minutes over time
This diss war about to get heated
But I’m the star of the plaintiff and the plaintiff’s undefeated (skrrrt)

(Chorus)
I don’t need no features to destroy all of you
Triple X Prius boutta get that W
I don’t need no features to destroy all of you
Imma diss MC Swag, get hype for Verse 2

(Verse 2)
You’re okay at mock trial, for that I’ll give you credit
But your verse was in need of some serious edits
Not a single line was in time with the beat
So you better prepare for your impending defeat
Of everyone in mock trial, you’re by far the least fun
You’re about as boring as the film 2001
I know you’re not likely to listen to reason
But Hannah and Karlee carried you through the whole season
You thought you could rap, turns out you weren’t able
You’re the dumbest person at the AP Psych table
Yeah the Ivy League couldn’t handle my swag
But imma win this diss war and secure the bag