(Verse 1: XXXToyotaPrius)

Ella left you cause you couldn’t impress her
Quit Cow cause you couldn’t handle the pressure
I know you’re a bit slow, so here’s a quick refresher
I’m the king of School of Rock, you’re just the jester

Death Grips merch in the closet but no clout on your person
Your jokes make no sense, might as well be speaking Persian
Think you’re Bob Weir but you’re just playin inversions
It’s no wonder every female to you has an aversion

Simping for Alyssa in the (Max) group chat
Hair so lame you need to invest in a hat
Signed up for STEM but it turns out that you couldn’t handle that
So dumb you should go back to reading Cat in the Hat

I’d already done four shows by the time of your arrival
Watch Anthony Fantano, you revere him like the Bible
Listenin to jam bands, probably cry to Revival
Look like Squidward’s rival, now you’re fighting for survival

Got Yes on vinyl and you think that makes you great
But you been copying my style since 1968
Quit the hate, I shoulda thrown you outta Create
Now here’s Stykki on the track, time to seal your fate