Hello Jerry, it's me Kramer
I write you from three thousand miles away
You may recall in the previous episode
That I packed up and moved to LA
Life here's crazy, I'm doing the Hollywood hustle
Working hard and trying to catch a break
But between the Smog Strangler and being made fun of on The Tonight Show
I don't know how much more of this I can take
I miss my old place
I miss your place too
I wish I could just burst right through that door
I miss Elaine and that crazy George Costanza
Hell, I even miss Newman
So goodnight to the city that never sleeps
As distant as the hills of yesterday
Goodbye, Jerry Seinfeld
Goodbye, New York City
Sincerely
Kramer in LA