[Verse 1 - Xian]
X-I-A-N GR8T MUSIC
Used to have a crush on this chick named Reina
Hair was so nice, didn’t need no peina
Played guitar and sang, she was an entertainer
Probably made her dad proud… more like Jaina
Let me explain, and paint a vivid image
Basketball, I played for her in every scrimmage
Thought of her for strength, didn’t need no spinach
She must have been a snitch cause I chased her like Quidditch
Let me tell you how the story went
I did a little prank that wasn’t taken how I meant
Took her pics from Myspace and replaced the guys in them with my face
Had no idea this would make me such a disgrace
It was a shoddy cut and paste job on every file
Couldn’t help but laugh out loud all the while
When I did this mischief didn’t know how pissed it would make her
I thought me, a misfit, could somehow date her
Thought she’d think it was funny and cute like a bunny
I put them up as pic comments on her profile
Probably made her sick, vomit, and go file
An order of restraint or at least a complaint
Wasn’t trying to be sleazy or creepy, no
The reasons aren’t that various
Just thought it’d be hilarious
Obviously kind of stalkery, you think I was blind right?
Well you know what they say about hindsight
It was freaky and weird, I’m honestly saying
But sorry Reina, I was just playing

[Hook]
This has been on my mind for quite some time
I just find it best not to repress regrets
Not a song to impress, no fiery hook
This is just a look into my diary book

Mag, valuable, but not a high price tag
But still cruising through your city with her bright Coach bag
She’s my homie, so you know I totes brag
But it’s kind of bad, makes me sad, makes me opposite of glad
To feel us drift apart, here and there, just a tad
Brad is still my lad
But me and Mag went together like lines and plaid
What’s going on, is something going wrong?
Am I just played out like that Em' and Rihanna song?
Am I just out of style like leopard print thongs?
Will she be there when I defeat Justin Wong?
Will she be a maid of honor when I marry Brenda Song?
Man I hope so, this slope’s so slippery
Feels like a losing battle, so Clippery
But unlike them, our plight is different
Our friendship lost flight
Feels like we’re missin' our Griffin
Looks like our future, but I hope it isn’t
I know you heard this, but I hope you listened

[Hook x 2]
This has been on my mind for quite some time
I just find it best to get stress off my chest
Not a song to impress, no fiery hook
This is just a look into my diary book