[Verse 1] (J-Live)
So anyway where was I
Somewhere in between being tipsy and buzz-eye
Realize the scene was a little obscene
Shorty I was seen walking out with was not the queen but what
With a little butt-butt, but my gut told me
Wake up
Especially when she went for the car keys like
Freeze
Sweetheart, let me see these please
I'm'a give 'em to your homegirl
You get a taxi
Cuz you apparently even most master me
If we would've made it home then we might've got skeezed
When I wake up in the morning I wouldn't've been pleased
Like Boomerang when Marcus inlay the yellow weaves
But atleast that night, let me escape from the problem
The mojo was bad intact
In fact, after that episode
Outside of the spot, sober dime hawked at me coming out the car lot
She said wasn't that sweet
Aren't you the boy scout
Was that your good deed for the night
No doubt, how's about you give a drunk monk a quick ride home
If you play your cards right
I'll cook you breakfast in the morning