[Intro]
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)
Damn, where the fuck I'm at?
(Yeah, Baby, you did this one)

[Verse]
Aye, I'm a Doonie Scout
I'm in Candy Land off a perc, I'm pointin' doonies out
Everybody fuckin' in the crib, it's a doonie house
In this room, n***as eat the cat, you hold coochie mouth
In this room, you beat the doonies down, make her coochie smile
Get put out for eatin' bitches ass, you hold booty mouth
You can't come back to Candy Land, you just broke the rules
Walk down the street to Coochie Land, it's so beautiful
Beat the pussy up like some drums, it go do-do-do
This song is rated R, like the movies do
Bitch been shakin' ass all day, I bet her booty loose
When I did that I wasn't yawnin', I was really rappin'
When I was supposed to be in school, I was really trappin'
Hold on, let me get back to what I was talkin' bout right quick
I just woke up in a place, it was magic, it was really lovely
I just made this bitch fall in love, this bitch really love me
Bitch really pretty on the internet, this bitch really ugly
New suit like Mike Lowrey, this bitch better not touch me
Why the fuck you give me your heart? Did you really trust me?
I can't fall in love with no bitch, cause I love the money
I be talkin' dirty to my bitch, she just want my money
How the fuck I end up in here? Where the fuck I'm at?
How are you doing?
No-no-no, I don't wanna hear that shit
Hold on, calm down, calm down
No-no-no-no
You in a world full of thick booty bitches, with their thitties out
In the crib suckin' on some nipples, it's a thittie house
I've been suckin' thitties all day, I got a thittie mouth
Okay, what's this here? What's this here?
Do you see them big mountains down the street? Yeah that's Dookie Land
Gotta meet the king of eatin' ass, he the Dookie Man
Haha, he the Dookie Man, what the fuck?
Is that true?
Believe or not
Okay now let me tell you 'bout the Coochie Man, he the ladies man
He can make a bitch fall in love, they go crazy man
Always got on that suit and tie, he a smooth dude
Group of bad bitches butt naked, it was n*** n***
But you still haven't told me how I got here man
How the fuck I get here man?
You must've clicked your heels twice, stepped back, and said "Coochie Man"
I just did my dance in the coochie, that's my coochie dance
Bitch you gotta let—AHHHH!
Bitch you gotta let my friend fuck, that's my coochie friend
Bitch back arch when she walk, that's her coochie stance
[Outro]
Come here girl
Come here girl
That's a good girl
That's a good girl
Yeah
He in Coochie Land