Oops, up on the wrong side of the bed
I'm in a bad mood, brooding like Achilles type attitude
Including a short fuse
Shitfaced, and pissy pants
You better keep your distance
My panties are twisted
Anti resistant
Red hot and bothered
Blistered and bloodshot
Rotten and dirty
Disturbed is the word
I'm down in the dumps
Perturbed if you prefer
I'm grumpy as something
I'm one grouchy grampa
Dusty and disgruntled and crusty
You better not test me, trust me
I'm a flustered old bastard
My feathers are ruffled
So back off buster, you best not stress me
Just don't bug me
I'm hungry and ugly
So don't try to hug me, please and thank you
I'm cranky for some reason
Maybe I'm crazy
A phase I suppose, it's just one of those days
It comes and it goes
I probably just need a rest
Just a little PMS, I don't mean to be a pest
So leave me alone, I'm a little low on patience
Don't ask questions, I'm not open to suggestions
I'm hoping to cope with it
Myself, and I'm sure
It'll help if I practice and act immature
I'm a prickly cactus, a barbed wire bulldog
A bump on a log, guard ball, I'm god awful

I don't wanna take a pill
I don't wanna take a walk
I don't wanna go to sleep
I don't wanna have a talk

This is my grumpy song
For when there's something wrong
I don't know what it is
It shouldn't be but it is (x3)

Don't wanna take a pill
I don't wanna take a walk
I don't wanna go to sleep
I don't wanna have a talk