[Verse 1]
You said I'm way too drunk, you sound like my mother
I told you I'm fine, told you, "It's my life"
You said, "I know you're leaving home soon"
You gave me a picture of the day we fell in love and a kiss goodbye
You called and said, "I want to hold you"
But I'm on my way to LA, I'm sorry I can't hold you, I can't miss my flight
I thought you needed space, MIA turned days and days
You're so good at breaking hearts, I don't know why I gave you mine

[Pre-Chorus]
I been trying to run from the feeling
I'm numb and I'm dumb because I set myself up
It's distracting the pain of what happened
I wish I could go back, tired of paying for your fuck-ups

[Chorus]
But now I'm a big-time superstar
Fucked your mom in your daddy's car
I'm sorry, but you didn't want me
DMs from all your friends
Saying that you want me back again
I'm sorry, yeah, it's true
I guess it rеally sucks to be you

[Verse 2]
Now I'm trying really hard to not sound like a dick
But whеn I look at you, I see her in your eyes
But how can we forget you cheated on my birthday?
While I was blowing candles, you were blowing guys
That's a true story too (Yeah, yeah)
Well, karma is a bitch, your mom saw me at the gym
She couldn't help herself, she had to come say, "Hi"
She said she's doing well since she started working out
Divorce is always hard, she looked down, so was I
[Pre-Chorus]
Now I'm walking her straight to her car
She said, "What's your plans?" "I don't have any, what's yours?"
It was passion, we had reaction
So I jumped in the back, and she locked all of the doors

[Chorus]
'Cause now I'm a big-time superstar
Fucking your mom in your daddy's car
I'm sorry, but you didn't want me
DMs from all your friends
Saying that you want me back again
I'm sorry, yeah, it's true
I guess it really sucks to be you

[Outro]
I guess it really sucks to be you
I guess it really sucks to be you