[Rap]
I'm an honorary
Sean Connery
Born '74
There's only one of me
Singlehandedly raising the economy
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me
Press be asking do I care for sodomy
I don't know, yeah probably
I be looking for serial monogamy
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly
But for now I'm down with ornithology
Grab your binoculars

[Verse 1]
Me no bubbletious
Me smoke heavy tar
Me be groovin' slowly where you are
Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
I've been dropping beats since Back in Black

[Pre-Chorus]
And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
[Chorus]
So come on, jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board, feel the high
Cause the kids are alright

[Verse 2]
You've got a reputation
Well, I guess that can be explored
You're dancing with the chairman of the board
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
The purpose of a woman is to love her man

[Pre-Chorus]
And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids

[Chorus]
So come on, jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
You'll be doin' it all right
Jump on board, feel the high
Cause the kids are alright
[Bridge]
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
It's gonna take up all of my love

[Bridge]
Come down from the ceiling
I didn't mean to get so high
I couldn't do what I wanted to do
When my lips were dry
You can't just up and leave me
I'm a singer in a band
Well, I like drummers, baby
You're not my bag

[Chorus]
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
You'll be doin' it all right
Jump on board feel the high, yeah
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
You'll be doin' it all right
Jump on board feel the high, yeah