[Verse 1]
I don't know why you're talking to me
I don't know who you are
You just look like an actor to me
And you say that you play some guitar
I don't want to be talking to you
You won't get very far
Your good looks aren't a factor to me
You should know I'm solo in this bar

[Chorus]
If I wanted
To talk to
A loser
I'd choose you
I'm not here to
Amuse you
I do just fine on my own
Like a barfly, I drink alone

[Verse 2]
If you're looking for sympathy here
Then I'm just not your girl
Don't you see that's how you'll never be
The most interesting man in the world
I don't know why you won't go away
You keep buzzing around
I'll admit when you're talking your shit
I can't say that I'm minding the sound