[Intro: Scott Morrison]
Reuel, stop playing with these n***as
It's ridiculous, it's un-Australian and it must stop

[Verse 1: hayden]
I just walked inside a bank, came out with chicken nuggets
Damn, these are such fuckin' good chicken nuggets
If she ain't over two hundred kilograms, I can't fuck it
Damn, I want that fat bitch Lizzo
They keep fuckin' tellin' me I sound fuckin' British
But, honestly, bro, I'm just from the fuckin' bush
Like, honestly, bro, how is it that hard to understand?
I'm from the fuckin' bush
Smokin' so much ciggies like my name is fuckin' Sassy
Please stop fuckin' makin' music, it's so fuckin' trashy
Got that boy lookin' red just like his name is Yaffe
Tell that boy to duck, fucker lookin' like Daffy
Crumpets and tea, that's what I had this mornin'
Don't talk to me, I'm on my fuckin' period
Whеn I say this fuckin' shit, please don't take mе serious
Lock me in a psych ward, bitch, I'm delirious

[Verse 2: Oxycotin]
(I love Oxycotin)
I like to steal and use my Mom's panties, it's so tight
A black person tried to correct me but I told him he has no rights
I only jack off to anime porn and I'm afraid of the sunlight
No, I'm not a furry if I want to fuck the cat from Fortnite
Kirby2cool should hit my line 'cause I act like I'm four
I go to the store and buy extra small condoms at the store
Shove a penny through his front teeth 'cause he's fuckin' poor
Girlfriend tried to talk back so I killed her with my front door
Sex become too boring, I want someone to shit on my dick
Got a full chocolate penis and I put it right back in
That shit sloshy and moshy, I—, whatever, bruh
If you are a female, please, I want you to shit on my dick
Call me; (407)-234-3205
I don't want to hear no phone calls from a fuckin' guy
If you are a guy, not a woman, do not hit my line
If I have men call me, I will kill myself and die
[Verse 3: spxxky]
I just went and took a shit out in the parkin' lot
Bitch, I'm not a femboy, do not call me Heptaknot
Got yo' homie in the back, always suckin' hella cock
Don't stop, please, Guap, slobby on my fuckin' knob
Bitch, I'm playin' Fortnite I got Reyna slobbin' on my nuts
Bitch, I'm playin' Fortnite I got Reyna lickin' on my butt
Every time I see yo' grandma I just really need to nut
Put my finger in her butt, DreamyBull, I need to bust
Bitch, I'm finna blow, bitch, I really need to go
I got dick inside my booty when I'm walkin' to the store
Yeah, you faggots already know, suck his cock and then reload
Talkin' 223's up in that bitch, I suck him then I go
1400 when I blow, suck his dick with no control
Yeah, and I'm lookin' for the 6ix9ine penis
6ix9ine penis, bitch, I need it, suck his cock until completion

[Verse 4: BADBLUD]
Hand grenades in my Gucci purse when we pullin' up
What you mean we weren't invited? Ho', I don't give a fuck
I'll be in the backyard smokin' leaves in the bush
I ain't in a rush, I'm in bed while I'm stackin' hella bucks
Shoot up your lil' boy's birthday party just to make a point
These ain't BB's, lil' boy, we use hollow points
I just dropped my child support on a new strap
Desert Eagle sighted on his back, it's a moot point
[Bridge: Lez, Sassy & Wayno]
What's a stinging roger?
It's the last few tokes of the joint mate
Don't you usually throw that bit out?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
No, fuckin' no, no, no, fuckin' no
It's the fuckin' best bit of the joint

[Verse 5: Craig Scissorhands]
I'm at Wendy's off a perc', I might make a baby
Yeah, I'ma make a baby with the Wendy's employee
Walk inside the back like I'm a Wendy's employee
I am a liability so nobody wants to employ me
I can't quit makin' trap metal because I'll be broke
Your bitch cannot suck my dick because she will choke
Yo' man's duckin' fades like he don't want the smoke
Yo' man's duckin' fades like he don't want a haircut
Just served this bitch a platter of my bare nuts
Uh, serving up a platter like I work at Wendy's
But there's no food on the plate, it's just my testies
She suck my dick but she friend-zoned you, I heard she called you bestie
Yeah, and my bitch got a speech impediment, she stutter when she suck
If you not posted in the bush with me, you fuckin' suck
Met you, friend-zoned, but she suckin' up, suckin' dick
Pull up to that Subway that you work at with a fuckin' stick
Air this bitch out, I'm like, “Free my boy Hayden, bitch”
Got him makin' sandwiches for 12 a day
That's the same amount of dicks that he sucks every single day
I don't know if you knew this but that motherfucker Hayden is gay
The only thing he got to do with the bush
Is when he moves it over before he grabs the shaft
Uh, I saw Hayden grippin' on a dude's shaft
I was like, “Bro, why you grippin' on that dude's shaft?”